Friday, June 13, 2008

just for fun

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.
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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow? Tonight is final game.
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Ah Beng : If I die, will you remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! You
have come again.
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Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing except
the TV the my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'
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Ah Beng comes back to his car and find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'
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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher
erases the board.
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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather
forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other
hand it
would be hot.
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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says
'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man : This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng : If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'you will go to jail'
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Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and
not in the morning.
Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Presentation

There is a presentation assessment in ALS subject. I had prepared it since two weeks ago, because I think I need to understand the topic before I do the presentation. At the beginning, I had a problem understanding what we need to present. Are we present about the topic or the review of the journal? Our teacher didn’t explain it clearly to us, she just asked us to find a journal, and gave a sheet of journal overview. But after I asked she, I knew that I must present about the journal, not the topic. I have never done such kind of presentation before, so it spent more time than usual for prepare it. Today, I am the first one who doing the presentation. Even that I used to do some presentation before, but actually this is the first time I do it in English, so I feel nervous. I presented about transforming from face-to-face to online instruction, I choose this because it is my study background, so I hope that I can mastered this topic easily than others. I think that my presentation is going well, not so bad, with some mistakes of course. Such as: actually I know what icebreaker is, but because I want to use more academic language so I asked the teacher what type is icebreaker belong to. I realized there is a big mistake because I am the presenter, why I asked teacher, while at this time she is an audience. There are 3 other presentations after mine, and what they presented was different with mine. Because they focused on the topic, they did not discussed much about the journal, so I was scared, am I doing a wrong one. When I am listening to other student presentation, I realize that it is better to use simple sentence, than complex sentence and a lot of technical words, because not every one of our audience understand it. Then, teacher told us that we need to discussed more about the journal, not focus on the topic, may be next time the teacher need to explain more clearly the task to students. I hope that next time when I am doing a presentation again, I can do it better than today.